what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.
i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read
i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it
having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right
In the middle of the night, the neighbor decided to come over, use the hot tub, and trim the bushes naked. Thanks, I guess?
someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”
I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.
cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”
Nick Jonas at a Secret Performance in LA by Galore