Saturday Mar 27 @ 02:39pm
Thursday Mar 18 @ 10:45pm

peter-pans-booty-shorts:

pizzaalle:

asoulgonesince2002:

jungle-plastic:

kurumawer:

xdvisyrx:

ask-bot:

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

That you cannot fax money to someone.

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

Thursday Mar 18 @ 10:45pm
heritageposts:
“tockthewatchdog:
“ captainamericagf:
“ ”
#this gets funnier the more time goes on
”
happy anniversary
”

heritageposts:

tockthewatchdog:

captainamericagf:

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#this gets funnier the more time goes on

happy anniversary 

Thursday Mar 18 @ 10:22pm

infantilevice:

minormendings:

infantilevice:

I nominate “The Moira’s Rose’s Garden 4856″ as the best bit from Schitt’s Creek

“It’s mom’s birthday,David.”

^that’s low-key the best line

Thursday Mar 18 @ 10:22pm
greatwhiteprivilege:
“ serbianslayer:
“ firefoxed:
“why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match
”
also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing
match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim...

greatwhiteprivilege:

serbianslayer:

firefoxed:

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing

match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

im here for this analysis

Thursday Feb 25 @ 10:30pm
angelchangsta:
“I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this
”

angelchangsta:

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this

Monday Feb 15 @ 09:42pm

Monday Feb 15 @ 09:41pm

Monday Feb 15 @ 09:41pm

demigoddessqueens:

sandandglass:

TDS, February 11, 2015

Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools

The lack of self awareness from the woman who’s hair and clothes are hand-me-downs from the 90s

Monday Feb 15 @ 09:39pm
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